gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

#friend…. #i be…. good enough… 2 friend???? #friend GOOD #friend…..glad

That moment today when I gasped “I can’t stop laughing at your pain!” at a man with literal tears of laughter in my eyes.

If there was ever an about me.

durianseeds:

I Think I Am In Friend-Love With You” written by and illustrated by Yumi Sakugawa, published in Sadie Magazine, 2012.

unofficialharrystyles:

my friend was like “i would never have sex with harry after a concert because i actually care about myself” oh shut up i would have sex with him in the bathroom of a jiffy lube in chula vista at midnight while ellie goulding played in the fucking background

Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.

Name: Elizabeth

Favorite food: persimmons

Favorite color: red

Celebrity crush: Harry fucking Styles

What I want to be/do when I grow up: trophy wife

Dream vacation: San Francisco

Favorite drink: wine

What I love most in the world: sleep

Username: nellery

beagleaegis:

she wears short skirts
im a satanist
shes cheer captain and
ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn