IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND
That moment today when I gasped “I can’t stop laughing at your pain!” at a man with literal tears of laughter in my eyes.
If there was ever an about me.
my friend was like “i would never have sex with harry after a concert because i actually care about myself” oh shut up i would have sex with him in the bathroom of a jiffy lube in chula vista at midnight while ellie goulding played in the fucking background
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness.
she wears short skirts
im a satanist
shes cheer captain and
ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn